It's funny, 'cuz the first time I read the "rules", I thought it said "why we should have their head." SCORE! OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
Well, I couldn't decide between these two fugly sluts, so I have two. And if that disqualifies me from the contest, oh well, I'll still have gotten to bitch about these two lackwits.
First off, we have Amy "Lita" Dumas. I guess with a last name like Dumas (pronounced "dumb-ass") you should expect the worst, huh?
What a fugly moocow hoslut. I mean, she can't even keep her roots the same color as the rest of her hair. Besides, could you possibly look more like a man?
That would be pretty hard to do, even if you tried. And then there's the really bad, ridiculous make-up and the skanky-whore tendencies to go along with it. And she's supposed to be some kind of role model? A role model for WHOM, pray tell? Transvestites?
The other redheaded skank who gets on my nerves is Lindsey Lohan (a.k.a. Lindsey Hohan).
It's actually really sad, 'cuz she used to be a really cute kid.
So what the hell happened?
Now she thinks she's the shit, or something, and some kind of hip-hop "artist." Right. She sings like a toad. Actually, I've heard toads with voices more pleasurable to listen to than hers. And what's with the Amazing Growing-and-Shrinking boobs, anyway? If you're really that unhappy with your boobs, pick a size and stick with it. Sheesh. And then, of course, there's all the shitty movies she comes out with; trash you wouldn't make your worst enemy watch: Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, Freaky Friday, and that awful Herbie movie or whatever.
Stop making trash, whore. You don't deserve to be a redhead. You should be DOUBLY ashamed, 'cuz you were lucky enough to be born a redhead.
Luckily, there are some hotties like Belinda Carlisle to balance the scales a little.